It's been a week since my first blog posted and I wanted it to soak in a little before posting another "gripping" story from my life. This is a grand experiment. Will people read it, will people comment and will anybody care? Yes, yes and "eh". The one thing I wasn't prepared for was the "new" web traffic to my website.
I'm a normal person with a pretty normal life....we'll as normal as a half Japanese comedian who looks Mexican can get to normal. I have a loving family, wife, kids and even a dog. I go to church, pay my taxes and try to be a responsible adult. So you can easily understand that after last week's posting I would get a ton of referrals to my website from Russia. That's right, Russia.
"What!?" Yeah, that's what I said.
Now for a brief moment in time I was thinking, this was really cool. I somehow made a huge impression in Russia. They dig my technology and Wham! jokes. They get me! Who were these adoring Russians referring others to my website? I had referrals from a Russian moving company, florist and even a mortician. Then I notice something terribly wrong... a Russian prostitution site! How did I know something was wrong? Because my jokes are way too smart for Russian prostitutes...especially the Wham! jokes.
Now I would love to think that Russians have nothing better to do between looking up a moving company and surfing Russian porn than to watch me sing the Asian Song, but I'm not as naive as you think. I mean you give $25,000 to an African prince a couple of times and people think you're stupid, but THIS is different. Obviously some kind of techno, wormhole, internet, time displacement program from Russia that only a IT/web developer could explain, has attached itself to my blog and thought it could have it's way spamming all my posts and comments. BUT, since all comments have to be approved by me, along with the latest in force field technology available by Norton and my computer's firewall actually being made of real fire - I beat the Russians! Just like Rocky, Patrick Swayze, Gilligan and Captain Kirk. The cold war may be over for some, but apparently not online. Don't get me wrong, I have a very close Russian friend in comedienne Liliya Souslova. Not once has she ever tried to spam me or even spoon with me. She's what I would call "good people". But the internet is the internet, whatcha gonna do?
I will say that traffic from Google, Facebook, Ask.com and Bing has increased, so that's actually a good thing.
So in closing, I'm sure a few key words in this post will drive more people to this blog from all over the world because apparently when you use the word "Japanese" or "Asian", people think one thing... Mexican-Looking-Comic.
As always, I encourage you to leave comments. Again, be nice, the internet has enough jerks.
I'm a normal person with a pretty normal life....we'll as normal as a half Japanese comedian who looks Mexican can get to normal. I have a loving family, wife, kids and even a dog. I go to church, pay my taxes and try to be a responsible adult. So you can easily understand that after last week's posting I would get a ton of referrals to my website from Russia. That's right, Russia.
"What!?" Yeah, that's what I said.
Now for a brief moment in time I was thinking, this was really cool. I somehow made a huge impression in Russia. They dig my technology and Wham! jokes. They get me! Who were these adoring Russians referring others to my website? I had referrals from a Russian moving company, florist and even a mortician. Then I notice something terribly wrong... a Russian prostitution site! How did I know something was wrong? Because my jokes are way too smart for Russian prostitutes...especially the Wham! jokes.
Now I would love to think that Russians have nothing better to do between looking up a moving company and surfing Russian porn than to watch me sing the Asian Song, but I'm not as naive as you think. I mean you give $25,000 to an African prince a couple of times and people think you're stupid, but THIS is different. Obviously some kind of techno, wormhole, internet, time displacement program from Russia that only a IT/web developer could explain, has attached itself to my blog and thought it could have it's way spamming all my posts and comments. BUT, since all comments have to be approved by me, along with the latest in force field technology available by Norton and my computer's firewall actually being made of real fire - I beat the Russians! Just like Rocky, Patrick Swayze, Gilligan and Captain Kirk. The cold war may be over for some, but apparently not online. Don't get me wrong, I have a very close Russian friend in comedienne Liliya Souslova. Not once has she ever tried to spam me or even spoon with me. She's what I would call "good people". But the internet is the internet, whatcha gonna do?
I will say that traffic from Google, Facebook, Ask.com and Bing has increased, so that's actually a good thing.
So in closing, I'm sure a few key words in this post will drive more people to this blog from all over the world because apparently when you use the word "Japanese" or "Asian", people think one thing... Mexican-Looking-Comic.
As always, I encourage you to leave comments. Again, be nice, the internet has enough jerks.
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